I called UPS today and got a standard line of “We need to file a report” blah blah blah. But I need MY KILN! “ It will take a week to be sure that it really is lost because it just might show up. We’ll issue a tracer” hmm it’s not like it wandered off on it’s own. If it does just show up, tell it to go back home because the workshop is over. …They weren’t getting why that was funny.